After 4 years of battle he
moved through Afghanistan
and with 100 thousand reinforcements...
Greek and Asian...
and returns to Afghanistan
to kick more ass
and takes Balkh, Qandahar,
Herat, and Kabul. Ain't that a gas!
He forms a strategic union
with a local Afghan...
A chief's daughter by the
name of Roxanne...
before his invasion of India...
As fast as he can.
He orders his troops to get
some... Hey... He's the Man!
In India Alexander gets an
arrow in his ass
and returns to Afghanistan
where his ass becomes grass
(He falls ill and dies at
the young age of 32.
Roxanne had poisoned his
beloved Hephaistion too.)
The Soviets were finally defeated
after 9 bloody years
in Afghanistan in 1989 with
American cheers
and the Soviet Union disolved
in an ocean of tears.
And that's where we come
in... With our heads up our rears.
Well come on all of you big
strong men,
Uncle Sam needs your help
again,
he got himself in a terrible
jam,
way up yonder in Afghanistan,
put down your books and pick
up a gun,
we're gunna have a whole
lotta fun.
CHORUS.
And its 1,2,3 what are we
fightin for?
don't ask me i don't give
a dam,
the next stop's Afghanistan,
and its 5,6,7 open up the
pearly gates.
Well there aint no time to
wonder why...WHOPEE we're all gunna die.
now come on wall street don't
be slow,
why man this's war a-go-go,
there's plenty good money
to be made,
supplyin' the army with the
tools of the trade,
just hope and pray that when
they drop the bomb,
they drop it on the Taliban.
CHORUS. And its 1,2,3...
now come on generals lets
move fast,
your big chance is here at
last.
nite you go out and get those
Taliban
cuz the only good Afghan
is one thats dead,
you know that peace can only
be won,
when you blow em all to kingdom
come.
CHORUS And its 1,2,3...
(spoken)- listen people i
dont know how you expect to ever stop the war if you cant sing any better
than that...
theres about 300,000,000
of you fuc|ers out there.. i want you to start singing..
CHORUS. And its 1,2,3...
now come on mothers throughout
the land,
pack your boys off to Afghanistan,
come on fathers don't hesitate,
send your sons off before
its too late,
be the first one on your
block,
to have your boy come home
in a box
CHORUS. And its 1,2,3...
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